inxmasonari

305, shoulda had on the boxers
How much are you worth?

Hair color:
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Brunette $40
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15

Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20
Other $10

Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35

Age:
12 and under $10
13-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20
30-40 $15
Over 40 $10

Education:
Middle School $5
Quit high school $0
in high school $10
GED $10
High School Grad $50
In College $75
2 year degree $85
4 year degree $100
Higher degree $125

Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20

Smoke?
Yes $0
No $20

Drink?:
Never $35
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15

Vision?:
No correction $30
Glasses $10
Contacts $15
Surgical correction $20

Car Color:
Red $50
Blue $30
Green $30
Silver $45
White $20
Black $25
Other $20

Current Undies:
bikini $15
thong $15
brief $5
boxers $20
none $0

now add them up and post it

good evening my lovelies.
I am posting because I am trying to update my book of information on you all. phone numbers, addies, emails and I hope birthdays. please send'em along so I can update what I got, just reading it makes me feel old in knowing how back dated it is.

I - Love is something you deeply beileve in
N - You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
X- You never let people tell you what to do.

M-Success comes easily to you
A-You're a hottie.
S-People think you are so sexy.
O- You love foreplay
N-You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
A-You're a hottie.
R- You are beautiful, and sexy.
I-Love is something you deeply beileve in

What your name says about you...

A - You're a hottie.
B - You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C - Your a totaly wild crazy.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people.
F - You're a weirdo.
G - You are very friendly and understanding.
H - You have very good personality and looks.
I - Love is something you deeply beileve in
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things..
L - You always make other people smile when you smile.
M - Success comes easily to you
N - You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
O - You love foreplay.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are beautiful, and sexy.
S - People think you are so sexy.
T - You are one of the best in bed
U - You are really tight.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You always make every experience Great.
Z - You're Super cool.

your lover kisses you and you feel a tremer in the back of your knees
the synaposis fire sending orders move your legs move your arms
shes the one for you
shes the girl of your dreams
shes your one and only
and you know because
the smell of her makes your head swim
because you get a physical jolt everytime she sends a glance yer way
she touches you here and you feel it here (granted this was done showing 2 separate areas )
you touch her anywhere and you feel it
everywhere....

This was a wonderful way to express what I call a pardon the spelling euphoric sensations,emotions and thoughts when swept completely away by someone. The two things that got me. The smell of her makes your head swim and you touch her anywhere and you feel it everywhere. Yea I am I guess being a romantic but weather this quote is being used in refference to a woman or man its a great thing. I can only hope that everyone at some point gets to expierence it in the best ways.
There I ranted like a crazy person then I said something nice wheres my cookie.....

life. a terrible thing, the devil in a new form. Hatred bound on two legs walking forth spewing out words of shit that mean what. Nothing expcept that life is crap.
If you havent notice this is a rant post so feel free to stop reading.
get a job. hmm ok this was my idea, i began looking... 6 years and no job makes me all kinda outta sorts when trying to put things in order to settle on where and what sort to apply to.. I choose a few.. good nice start.... I set a goal for it other than the job just happening to cure my boredom. mmm vacation.. fun, some sun, many places many experiences. This is good.
start- pin up job ideas to fridge look at them, contemplate the approach I want to take.
mom, dannie sure they say yea, go out dont be bored do it.. this is good.. vacation, I share with the nana, give some general discription, some base pricing I investigated and the what nots.. then then . fuck. I get- you cant go do that I'm going to be gone in some other state, country where ever she may be at that time.... Why because I have children. Granted one, one can stay for the extended weekend with his father. He is 14 and his dad isnt a total ass. lives 2 minutes away, same school area even a bus location if he happens to stay over on a school night. Daughter, tougher, 3yrs old and believes she is the queen. Now I hadnt completely contemplated how it would work if I did go on vacation but I was taking for granted if I could go off and work 9-5 or some night shift that somehow it would pan out... NO. sorry you cant.
so how the hell would you work a normal shift of some sort forever what have you if you cant even see how you would be able to leave for an extended weekend without everyone going all crazy. fuckyou,youfuckingfuck back the fuck off. seat trays up,buckle yer seat belt and chew on this.
There are times I think hey why type and rant on this computer thingie, well.....shit.
now, after trying to share with dannie some of my thoughts.. I see why..
he sat there, PsP in hand dumbfounded.."HUH"..."am I introuble? did you say something?'
shitpisscocksuckermotherfuckerandtits yes I did say something!
I try again. FAIL.
"whats this your trying to say? you saying I'm an asshole?"
FUCK. NO I'm sharing frustration because thats what you do with the people in your life when your about to loose yer mind.
The collage of things just poured out of my mouth as if it were some nuts cases jigsaw puzzle. There was not a shred of comprehension of the direction it was coming from, what I was feeling or trying to sort.
sorry to all the males that have read this far but latley I blame this inability to relate to things on him having a penis. had some women been sitting there, perhaps she'd get it. I think yea, whom ever would still say, breath, your still nuts but breath.

(insert comic relief here)
What was that shane said on the L word last night as the credits rolled...panty hamster. Funniest thing I've heard in days.

most romantic thing I've heard came from the same show. That quote will come shortly after I stop the queen from finger painting the poor puppy.

correction i havent seen zerokelvin & firegoblin tagged so i'm tagging you to do the 5 wierd habits... get to it ya'll I wanna see!

***Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.***

1- I chew on my labret ring constantly more so when i'm around people because i'm insecure and nervous.
2- if I travel out of state I always take this stuffed skeleton that I call a woobie
3- I use to sleep with a bastard sword till I was forced to move it and now have anot so much pillow that has to be there.
4- NO socks in bed if your going to sleep. just sitting there chatting ok but heaven forbid you think your sleeping anywhere near me with them on.
5- I love to have the tv on continously. I cant sleep if its not on, I leave it on animal planet for the cats when I leave.

not tagging people because those i'd tag have been tagged, and i think everyone i have a lj for has done it or been tagged.

hi, loser.


Who's Your Happy Bunny?
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Every year something about the holiday sucks. This years was hmm lets see,
could if of been the numerous family members ripping at each others throats? or maybe that there were so many people here I couldnt find anywhere i wanted to be other than my locked car? I think the winner goes to the food poisoning like flu. I was feeling like shit most the day and woot wouldnt ya know it as I walk out of the room declaring I dun know if its you all or me but I'm either hungry or about to be ill..from there the jig has been on the world is hell, I hate my bathroom, I hate being sick and I just want it to go away so I can move on with things I would like to do....
later, I have an arranged meeting with my bathroom again.

lets see
cash, one of my favorites
ipod alarm clock system
ipod car holder/charger thingie
An ameythyst necklace
a silver heart necklace and bracelet
2 coats
a couple pairs of silkie new pjs & robes
couple of shirts
and ungodly sized hershey kiss with tons of little hershey kisses inside it which will take me years to eat.
some winter gloves and a new leather winter coat, i guess my over sized sweater was bothering everyone lol.
some gift cards
couple o movies, serenity,dead like me season 2 ( i got them early)
delicious cookies
I think thats it, who knows, but i love it all
merry christmas ya'll
and a fifth of bushmills with glasses.......

Sexuality Rating
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
Above 50 means you are closer to a virgin than a slut, conversely, below 50 means you are closer to a slut than a virgin.

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

Now Post this on your LJ with your score at the bottom.

Ashley (MySpace): 14
Amy Dumas (MySpace): 15
Kent Klausner: 10
Kali:10

snow snow snow thats all i see anymore... I think i hate this time of year. not only for the snow and cold but for christmas.. any other time of the year I can find things i'd love to get people but now, because its christmas and we're suppose to buy things and all that I cant find anything I'd like to get people. Make a decision, go see, they are all out. Make a decision, see the price tag, faint. Make a decision, get told so and so got that for them or they already bought it. BAH! JEHAD ON YOU!
pressure pressure pressure. take it away take it back, gift wrap it for all i care. consolation prize: frustration

Happy birthday Rob and here is your foturne cookie!

Your Fortune Is

Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.