inxmasonari

i found the entertainment I was looking for

2006-10-06T17:39:56Z

thank you zerokelvin this simple thing has made my weekend

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Great and Merciful Ruler of All the Land

Your symbol is:

the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa

You rule from:

a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement

At your side is:

your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crew

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

trained animals of many species, all named Fluffy

Your most popular law is:

No-pants Fridays

Your least popular law is:

Banning of people being better-looking than you

Your worst enemy is:

Ringo Starr, but you can"t remember why . . .

Your popularity rating is:

68%

Your chance of being overthrown is:

42%

trying to entertain myself.....

2006-10-06T16:39:51Z

You fit in with:
Taoism

Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life.

20% spiritual.
20% reason-oriented.

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inxmasonari @ 2006-10-05T12:28:00

2006-10-06T16:27:35Z

305, shoulda had on the boxers
How much are you worth?

Hair color:
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Brunette $40
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15

Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20
Other $10

Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35

Age:
12 and under $10
13-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20
30-40 $15
Over 40 $10

Education:
Middle School $5
Quit high school $0
in high school $10
GED $10
High School Grad $50
In College $75
2 year degree $85
4 year degree $100
Higher degree $125

Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20

Smoke?
Yes $0
No $20

Drink?:
Never $35
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15

Vision?:
No correction $30
Glasses $10
Contacts $15
Surgical correction $20

Car Color:
Red $50
Blue $30
Green $30
Silver $45
White $20
Black $25
Other $20

Current Undies:
bikini $15
thong $15
brief $5
boxers $20
none $0

now add them up and post it

inxmasonari @ 2006-05-30T22:01:00

2006-06-01T02:00:25Z

good evening my lovelies.
I am posting because I am trying to update my book of information on you all. phone numbers, addies, emails and I hope birthdays. please send'em along so I can update what I got, just reading it makes me feel old in knowing how back dated it is.

inxmasonari @ 2006-05-11T16:19:00

2006-05-10T20:16:53Z

You Are 64% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

inxmasonari @ 2006-03-29T12:25:00

2006-03-28T17:24:45Z

You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.

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Eyes full of Pain

92%

Mysterious

75%

Passion

42%

Diamond Eyes

33%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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makes me laugh on these ties

2006-01-14T15:44:27Z

You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

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James Bond, Agent 007

67%

Lara Croft

67%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

Captain Jack Sparrow

50%

El Zorro

46%

Maximus

42%

The Terminator

42%

Neo, the "One"

42%

William Wallace

38%

Indiana Jones

33%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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inxmasonari @ 2006-01-11T21:11:00

2006-01-13T02:09:58Z

I - Love is something you deeply beileve in
N - You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
X- You never let people tell you what to do.

M-Success comes easily to you
A-You're a hottie.
S-People think you are so sexy.
O- You love foreplay
N-You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
A-You're a hottie.
R- You are beautiful, and sexy.
I-Love is something you deeply beileve in

What your name says about you...

A - You're a hottie.
B - You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C - Your a totaly wild crazy.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are popular with all types of people.
F - You're a weirdo.
G - You are very friendly and understanding.
H - You have very good personality and looks.
I - Love is something you deeply beileve in
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things..
L - You always make other people smile when you smile.
M - Success comes easily to you
N - You can be very "FUN" (in Bed).
O - You love foreplay.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are beautiful, and sexy.
S - People think you are so sexy.
T - You are one of the best in bed
U - You are really tight.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You always make every experience Great.
Z - You're Super cool.

inxmasonari @ 2006-01-09T12:32:00

2006-01-10T17:38:59Z

your lover kisses you and you feel a tremer in the back of your knees
the synaposis fire sending orders move your legs move your arms
shes the one for you
shes the girl of your dreams
shes your one and only
and you know because
the smell of her makes your head swim
because you get a physical jolt everytime she sends a glance yer way
she touches you here and you feel it here (granted this was done showing 2 separate areas )
you touch her anywhere and you feel it
everywhere....

This was a wonderful way to express what I call a pardon the spelling euphoric sensations,emotions and thoughts when swept completely away by someone. The two things that got me. The smell of her makes your head swim and you touch her anywhere and you feel it everywhere. Yea I am I guess being a romantic but weather this quote is being used in refference to a woman or man its a great thing. I can only hope that everyone at some point gets to expierence it in the best ways.
There I ranted like a crazy person then I said something nice wheres my cookie.....

inxmasonari @ 2006-01-09T11:45:00

2006-01-10T17:07:20Z

life. a terrible thing, the devil in a new form. Hatred bound on two legs walking forth spewing out words of shit that mean what. Nothing expcept that life is crap.
If you havent notice this is a rant post so feel free to stop reading.
get a job. hmm ok this was my idea, i began looking... 6 years and no job makes me all kinda outta sorts when trying to put things in order to settle on where and what sort to apply to.. I choose a few.. good nice start.... I set a goal for it other than the job just happening to cure my boredom. mmm vacation.. fun, some sun, many places many experiences. This is good.
start- pin up job ideas to fridge look at them, contemplate the approach I want to take.
mom, dannie sure they say yea, go out dont be bored do it.. this is good.. vacation, I share with the nana, give some general discription, some base pricing I investigated and the what nots.. then then . fuck. I get- you cant go do that I'm going to be gone in some other state, country where ever she may be at that time.... Why because I have children. Granted one, one can stay for the extended weekend with his father. He is 14 and his dad isnt a total ass. lives 2 minutes away, same school area even a bus location if he happens to stay over on a school night. Daughter, tougher, 3yrs old and believes she is the queen. Now I hadnt completely contemplated how it would work if I did go on vacation but I was taking for granted if I could go off and work 9-5 or some night shift that somehow it would pan out... NO. sorry you cant.
so how the hell would you work a normal shift of some sort forever what have you if you cant even see how you would be able to leave for an extended weekend without everyone going all crazy. fuckyou,youfuckingfuck back the fuck off. seat trays up,buckle yer seat belt and chew on this.
There are times I think hey why type and rant on this computer thingie, well.....shit.
now, after trying to share with dannie some of my thoughts.. I see why..
he sat there, PsP in hand dumbfounded.."HUH"..."am I introuble? did you say something?'
shitpisscocksuckermotherfuckerandtits yes I did say something!
I try again. FAIL.
"whats this your trying to say? you saying I'm an asshole?"
FUCK. NO I'm sharing frustration because thats what you do with the people in your life when your about to loose yer mind.
The collage of things just poured out of my mouth as if it were some nuts cases jigsaw puzzle. There was not a shred of comprehension of the direction it was coming from, what I was feeling or trying to sort.
sorry to all the males that have read this far but latley I blame this inability to relate to things on him having a penis. had some women been sitting there, perhaps she'd get it. I think yea, whom ever would still say, breath, your still nuts but breath.

(insert comic relief here)
What was that shane said on the L word last night as the credits rolled...panty hamster. Funniest thing I've heard in days.

most romantic thing I've heard came from the same show. That quote will come shortly after I stop the queen from finger painting the poor puppy.

inxmasonari @ 2006-01-05T23:32:00

2006-01-07T04:30:15Z

correction i havent seen zerokelvin & firegoblin tagged so i'm tagging you to do the 5 wierd habits... get to it ya'll I wanna see!

inxmasonari @ 2006-01-05T23:09:00

2006-01-07T04:22:05Z

***Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.***

1- I chew on my labret ring constantly more so when i'm around people because i'm insecure and nervous.
2- if I travel out of state I always take this stuffed skeleton that I call a woobie
3- I use to sleep with a bastard sword till I was forced to move it and now have anot so much pillow that has to be there.
4- NO socks in bed if your going to sleep. just sitting there chatting ok but heaven forbid you think your sleeping anywhere near me with them on.
5- I love to have the tv on continously. I cant sleep if its not on, I leave it on animal planet for the cats when I leave.

not tagging people because those i'd tag have been tagged, and i think everyone i have a lj for has done it or been tagged.

inxmasonari @ 2006-01-01T19:49:00

2006-01-03T00:46:57Z

What's your inner deity? by Eurudite
Name/Username
Godly Name	Bellanore
God/Goddess of:	Sexualtiy
Weapon of Choice:	Throwing Axe
Area of Origin:	Australlia
Animal Familiar:	Lion
Weakness:	Alcohol
Guilty Pleasure:	killing needlessly
Little Personality Quirk:	You like to sleep in...a lot
Eyes:	Are always shifting color to match your moods.
Hair:	Light green
Special Features:	Multiple Angel wings

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inxmasonari @ 2006-01-01T19:46:00

2006-01-03T00:44:47Z

hi, loser.

Who's Your Happy Bunny?
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inxmasonari @ 2005-12-25T19:35:00

2005-12-27T00:36:50Z

Every year something about the holiday sucks. This years was hmm lets see,
could if of been the numerous family members ripping at each others throats? or maybe that there were so many people here I couldnt find anywhere i wanted to be other than my locked car? I think the winner goes to the food poisoning like flu. I was feeling like shit most the day and woot wouldnt ya know it as I walk out of the room declaring I dun know if its you all or me but I'm either hungry or about to be ill..from there the jig has been on the world is hell, I hate my bathroom, I hate being sick and I just want it to go away so I can move on with things I would like to do....
later, I have an arranged meeting with my bathroom again.

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-24T11:53:00

2005-12-25T16:57:10Z

lets see
cash, one of my favorites
ipod alarm clock system
ipod car holder/charger thingie
An ameythyst necklace
a silver heart necklace and bracelet
2 coats
a couple pairs of silkie new pjs & robes
couple of shirts
and ungodly sized hershey kiss with tons of little hershey kisses inside it which will take me years to eat.
some winter gloves and a new leather winter coat, i guess my over sized sweater was bothering everyone lol.
some gift cards
couple o movies, serenity,dead like me season 2 ( i got them early)
delicious cookies
I think thats it, who knows, but i love it all
merry christmas ya'll
and a fifth of bushmills with glasses.......

HA i'm sooo suprised.......

2005-12-24T22:20:48Z

You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

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A Slave To BDSM

88%

Sex God

75%

A Romantic

68%

Virgin

40%

How are you in bed
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inxmasonari @ 2005-12-23T00:06:00

2005-12-24T05:04:31Z

Sexuality Rating
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
Above 50 means you are closer to a virgin than a slut, conversely, below 50 means you are closer to a slut than a virgin.

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

Now Post this on your LJ with your score at the bottom.

Ashley (MySpace): 14
Amy Dumas (MySpace): 15
Kent Klausner: 10
Kali:10

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-15T14:14:00

2005-12-16T19:15:28Z

snow snow snow thats all i see anymore... I think i hate this time of year. not only for the snow and cold but for christmas.. any other time of the year I can find things i'd love to get people but now, because its christmas and we're suppose to buy things and all that I cant find anything I'd like to get people. Make a decision, go see, they are all out. Make a decision, see the price tag, faint. Make a decision, get told so and so got that for them or they already bought it. BAH! JEHAD ON YOU!
pressure pressure pressure. take it away take it back, gift wrap it for all i care. consolation prize: frustration

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-13T21:40:00

2005-12-15T02:39:03Z

Happy birthday Rob and here is your foturne cookie!

Your Fortune Is

Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-13T21:39:00

2005-12-15T02:38:14Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MANY KISSES AND HUGS!

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-12T23:15:00

2005-12-14T04:13:40Z

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

BEWARE: Genghis Khunt

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach, The Window Shopper

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: demonkitty369

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-07T21:34:00

2005-12-09T02:32:17Z

Pounce
tackle
thud
"THIS IS THE GISTOPO!!!!!!!!!!!"
ZAP
" Egga Egga Biznitch!!!!"

all credited to the Lovely lisa..

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-06T16:41:00

2005-12-07T21:39:19Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I donated bone marrow to leahrocks in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I punched zerokelvin in the arm (-10 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, greychris (-5000 points). In November I helped dalvenja see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4778 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
inxmasonari

inxmasonari @ 2005-12-05T15:39:00

2005-12-06T20:37:03Z

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?